Wednesday, September 29, 2004

I saw a black dog drag a queen into a soup

what if ET didn't get his phonecall home? these days ET would be considered a terrorist seeking to undermine our western way of life. ET would be examined, taught to wear human clothes, taught to adopt human mannerisms. Without access to a deathbeam or communicator ET would languish until the humans had discovered the location of ET's home planet. Then with the means to attract (trap) more ETs the original would have it's horn (nose) lopped off and sold to the highest bidder.

humans can always use a new source of cheap food and once the ETs have been genetically modified they'll be meatier and tastier. ET deluxe burger with fingers (freedom fries).

Even tastier if we can't communicate with them. Have a nice day!



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